Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu you get what you deserve!

yo’mama sometimes always happens to let you know you’re back in New York – like the way people order in a restaurant: ‘Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What’s the matter with you? I’ve evolved into another species here, you understand? I can’t eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?’

Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.

bobs family restaurant:

orphans:

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A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Which restaurants can a Orphan not go to? A family restaurant

Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn’t want to see the bill.

Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??

A: On the border

Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere

my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it’s impastable

were do you go to get the best fish… a restaurant on the titanic

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald’s

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

A :It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B :Thank you. A : People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

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