An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now weβre rolling
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Ever tried etheopian food? No? Neither have they
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
