Restaurant Jokes

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through

What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

Curry.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa

Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer

Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

boss: you're fired

me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

boss: you're a waiter where did you get those

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: "ASPERGER'S"

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.