Restaurant jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.