How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
hey modda, I'm hungry
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
