Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
