Restaurant jokes
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
You look like a burger.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.