I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
u look like burger
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
