Restaurant jokes
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"