My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
What do you call it when Panera bread commits genocide Panera bloodshed
Sneed feed seed
Formerly chuck's!
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Wher did the one legged lady work ?
IHOP
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
im hungry
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
