How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
im hungry
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
hey modda, I'm hungry
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
