What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
