Restaurant jokes
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Memes
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.