Restaurant jokes
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.