Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Restaurant Jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
