This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
PLS WRITE UR COMMENT
BUT DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE MONKEY DONKEY LOSER ETC
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat
I told her do a wheelie
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
