Response

Response jokes

Name

    • Jake: Can I go outside?

    Mom: Did you clean your room?

    Jake: No.

    Mom: Then f*ck no.

    Jake: Alright, bet.

    (Brother named No)

    Friend

    • A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

    I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

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    • Question

    • When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

    Parent

    • Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

    I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

    I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

    So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

    Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

    I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

    Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

    Photo

    • How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

    Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

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    • Singing

    • Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

    Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

    Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

    Me: *Confused*

    Sister: They're both horrible.

    Friend

    • One day I went to talk to my friend.

    "Hi John!" I said.

    No response.

    "Oh, yeah."

    I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

    "Hope that helps!"