Response

Response Jokes

Orphan

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Mom

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Ocd

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

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  • Mirror

    I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

    Husband

    So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

    Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

    Girl

    This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

    Orphan

    If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

    Face

    My bully: Your face is ugly.

    Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

    My bully: :(

    Wife

    Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

    Innuendo

    I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

    Apathy

    What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

    I don't know! I don't care!

    Comment

    Please write your comment.

    But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

    Street

    Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

    Sister

    "You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

    And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"