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Wine

    • POV: Wine Taster in hell.

    I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

    The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

    "Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

    "Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

    Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

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    • Tom

    • This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

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    • Advice

    • I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

    A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

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    • Request memes

    Gorilla

    • An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

    "I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

    The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

    "We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

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    • Content

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    Man

    • My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

    Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

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    • Child

    • What say the child to the man? Shalom.

    Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

    Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

    Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

    Debate

    • People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

    So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.