Request jokes

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40.”

In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.

"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.

In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.

But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.

So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.

And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.

In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

My wife treats me like God!

She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

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