Request jokes

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(In an infant-esque voice.)

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

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Mo sal. F.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

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Send toe pics lol :)

My life.

Kill me, please.

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

Pls send.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?