Request jokes

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Mo sal. F.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

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Send toe pics lol :)

My life.

Kill me, please.

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

Pls send.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.

For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.

Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.

For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?

Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.

Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.

For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.

So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.