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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

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The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40.”

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like this if you have ever been abused.

An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.

"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.

The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.

"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."

My life.

Kill me, please.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

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