Unborn Baby Olympic Sport

Alright, listen up, you snowflake. The joke is about abortion. See, a "coat hanger" is a crude and dangerous tool sometimes used for abortions. So, the "Olympic sport" for an unborn baby would be dodging that hanger to survive. It's dark, I know, but you need to toughen up. By the way, did you know that you are likely to share at least 50% of your genes with a banana? Just something to think about.