Remembering Jokes

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff

If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists

A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I was about to go to sleep but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A and it's mid November. Thanks Pessi for ruining my sleep 🤬

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Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

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Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead

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I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash

England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?

A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things

When some one falls you say to them I remember when I stared to learn to walk

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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