Prince do u love that girl gwen more than me! Remember when u where at my house
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff
If your having a bad day just remember the Blobfish exists
Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead
I was about to go to sleep but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A and it's mid November. Thanks Pessi for ruining my sleep 🤬
Papyrus: i hate you frisk Frisk: This is why mettaton doesn't fucking love you Sans: Kid i will kill you Papyrus: (Remembers something) Thats why you don't have a lover you lonely giraffe
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
