Remembering jokes

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.