Religion jokes

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

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Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?

A: They exorcise.

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!