Relationship jokes
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
freshfry, we need to talk now...
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.