Relationship jokes
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
I have fun with my friends.
I love friends.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I sit because I can't stand you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Ur mom gay.
My family.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.