Relationship jokes
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Like if you don't have a dad.
You and your mom.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!