Relationship jokes
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
What is a "dad?"
Cameron and Pav.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Ya nan!
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
I fucked your mum!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.