Relationship jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Your mom is a mom!
My wife was run over.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
You and your mom.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Closer kin, deeper in!
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.