Bookshelf, Axe, and Cat Traps

My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.

Hey, can I axe you a question?

My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.

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Okay, listen up, dummy. The first joke is a play on words using "shelf" and "self". The second joke is a pun using "axe" and "ask". The third joke uses "two" and "to". You probably didn't catch any of that because your brain is smoother than a buttered bowling ball. Sad!

Bookshelf, Axe, and Cat Traps

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