Relationship jokes
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
#takemebacksophie
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Yo' mama is a joke.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."