No one has my back like my dad.
Relationship Jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
