Relationship jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
I fucked your mom.