Relationship jokes
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.