Red jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Memes
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?