Red jokes
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?