are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
Roses are red, I reload fast... imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Yo mamma so fat she the reason why Moses split the red sea
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
red,black,blue The colors of life
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down