What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
