My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
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doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
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whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
Roses are red, clovers are green. I love your legs and whats in between. LOL
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
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What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender
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