Red jokes
When red do be sus, though.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
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Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.