What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
