Red jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

What do you call a red potato?

A tomato. 🍅

(I know it's cringe!)

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.