Red jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.