In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Recognition Jokes
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I think my penis has facial recognition.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.