Recipe jokes
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Applesauce.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.