Pump Jokes

one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.

Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.

guess what song this is from:

I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES

OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD

OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING

I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD

what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game

Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried

dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

When you having a normal day at school but then

*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"

A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers

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Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he's dead and I I'm a virgin the 3d one says I can't I'm on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it's not like he doesn't smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body...........