How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
a boy walks in on his parents having sex."What are you doing to my mother?!",the boy screams at his father,and runs out of the room.soon,the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room.They both go running.They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything."What are you doing to my mother?!",the father screams."It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?",says the boy
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
