Really Jokes

i really need jokes for my atom bookmark project :3

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

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This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"

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somtimes i look at my butt for a really really long time and suddenly it all becomes clear to me

That was a really crapy bun

thats wheely (really) sad

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking

this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

This isnt really a joke but *I HAVE PTSD YAY* :)

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

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My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors

Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!

Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating