Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Realization Jokes
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
