Realization jokes
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.