Realization jokes

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.