I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
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why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
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How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Why are people disapoinments,Because you are reading this
What do Cannibals read?
People
Digest Readers
What do you call it when panera bread is a book
Panera Read
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
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Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
