Read Jokes

Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down

why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

If your reading this then your life means nothing ........

Have a nice day 🙂😊

What do you call it when panera bread is a book

Panera Read

Why are people disapoinments,Because you are reading this

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature

What do Cannibals read?

People

Digest Readers

POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.

If you read this you lost your v card

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.