Rape jokes
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Haha, you just saw sex!
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Men.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.