Rape

Rape Jokes

Nut

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

Bullying

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

Nfl

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

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  • Date

    About to go on a date.

    But she was late.

    So I got some tape.

    And eventually punished her with rape.

    Loser

    Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!

    Cancer

    Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Milf

    There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

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  • Amount

    The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

    Woman

    Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

    Doctor: Sex is good for you!

    Employee

    What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

    Raped an eight-year-old girl.

    Benefit

    Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

    Evidence

    Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

    Physics

    My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

    Wife

    My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?