Rape jokes
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I am Cummer.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.