Rape

Rape jokes

Woman

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

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  • Milf

    There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

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  • Amount

    The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

    Memes

    Employee

    What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

    Raped an eight-year-old girl.

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  • Benefit

    Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

    Evidence

    Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

    Physics

    My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

    Cancer

    What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

    My stepdad did beat cancer.