Rape jokes
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!