Rape jokes
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.