Rape jokes

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

What did the toaster say to the toast?

"I want you inside me."

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.

It's okay, you had socks on :)

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.