Rape Jokes

I asked my sister to say something She said No

That's what I like to hear

There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..

shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!!!

How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?

Marry her

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!

how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids

My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Rape victims suck, literally

im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

.......Rape.

rape victim: i want to die

man: hang in there

rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself

RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"