What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
The world is a freaking rape joke
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
Gwen: Hi sir how are you? Tj: Good... you? Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date It seems like you need one 😉! Tj: 😏. Gwen: Here this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend! Tj: Thanks but um don't you think you should be um getting in side too? Gwen: 🙁. No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁. Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later. Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
what do you call anal rape? ass cream
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
i awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
fila is a cool brand. I fila cock in my ass
If your ever bored just rape an orphan, what are they going to do tell their parents! Hahaha come one people they don't have parents we can do what we like with them... rape...hurt...and sale them!
