Rape jokes

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Everyone put your age here.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

She said no, so I raped her.

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

What did the toaster say to the toast?

"I want you inside me."

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!