Rape jokes
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.