Rape Jokes

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

What do you call anal rape?

Ass cream.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

When is a rape victim right?

When she admits she lied.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Everyone put your age here.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

She said no, so I raped her.

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

What did the toaster say to the toast?

"I want you inside me."

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.