Rape jokes

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

What do you call anal rape?

Ass cream.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

When is a rape victim right?

When she admits she lied.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Everyone put your age here.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

...Rape.

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

She said no, so I raped her.

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

What did the toaster say to the toast?

"I want you inside me."