Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Rape Jokes
Rape victims suck, literally.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Men.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My teacher is a rapist.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
