Rape jokes
Haha, you just saw sex!
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Memes
Facts
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Men.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.