Rape Jokes

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..

shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids

Rape jokes are not funny

Look at my name by the way😁

There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Your really sexy 😉

What the hell is this website, do you all think these jokes are funny?

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

.......Rape.

why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"

rape victim: i want to die

man: hang in there

rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself

what did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"face the wall"

why did the blind woman get raped?

because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes

People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV

who's joe he ra

joe rapes

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times

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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".