Rape jokes

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."

My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

My teacher is a rapist.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

You're really sexy 😉

I am Cummer.

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.