I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
