Rape jokes

Men.

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"Face the wall!"

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.