Rape

Rape jokes

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

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  • What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

    He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

    I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

    The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

    I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

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  • A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

    When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

    God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Rape victim: I want to die.

    Man: Hang in there.

    Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

    Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

    It's the 1940s.

    The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

    The chink gets sook chinged!