Rape jokes

Olivia Rodrigo

Everyone put your age here.

One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.

Why couldn't the rape victim run away?

Because she was dead.

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

I'm a rapist.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

Men.

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"Face the wall!"

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.