I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Men.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
