Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Yeah yeah.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
I love rap!
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Blueface baby!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
