Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Wots the funniest joke ever? rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
