Rap

Rap jokes

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.