WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
