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Rap Jokes

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped

Like if you listen to Kidd g

Comment if you listen to Polo G

Share if you listen to nba youngboy

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father