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Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.