Rap

Rap jokes

Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!