Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
