Racist jokes
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Ballz!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.