Racist

Racist jokes

Family

  • I think my family is racist.

    I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

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  • Milk

  • I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

    Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

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  • Indian

  • What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

    What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

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