Racist jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Memes
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.