Racist jokes
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
"Ching chang chong."
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.