Racist jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.