Racist jokes
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!