Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!
What do you call a white man in court??
SUPERIOR!!!!!!
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
why did the black guy cross the road, because he wanted to.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
women's rights.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
