What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Bill, that's racist!
Ur mum.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Want to hear a racist joke???
Donald Trump.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
