New Racist Jokes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!

Bill, that's racist!

Ur mum.

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

Wanna hear a racist joke?...

Donald Trump.

Why is a tree brown?

If you are thinking about this, you are racist.

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

What do you call a white man in court?

SUPERIOR!

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"