Race jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
Memes
Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.