Race jokes
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.