Race jokes
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."