Race Jokes

Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind

What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car

What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake

what is simular between hitler and trump they both want to keep races out

What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What's better a woman or a man

Neither for I am WHITE

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race

How does the cheetah in every race

It’s always a cheetah

I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...

Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck

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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift

Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!

A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.