Race

Race jokes

Human

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

Phone

"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"

"Who was in the race?"

"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"

Reader

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Memes

Stoner

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

White House

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

Eyewear

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Penis

School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

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  • Paul Walker

    I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

    He had a change of race tho when he died.

    Fairy Tale

    What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

    Word

    Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

    End

    He turns, he shoots!

    And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

    I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!