"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
