Race jokes
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Memes
Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.