So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can’t hitler do track? He can’t even finish a race.
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
What happed to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
