Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
