What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
