Race jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.