Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray”
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why can’t hitler do track? He can’t even finish a race.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth
facial detection? more like racial detection
