Race jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.