What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
