Race jokes
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10