What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
