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Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.

OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.

1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.

From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

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I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less

Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.

The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach