Quit Jokes

My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower

I said maybe.

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.

Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.

I like whiteboards There quite re-markable

In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.

Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.

Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.

So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.

stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz

a teacher says what comes befor 47 quite kid ak

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.

Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.

quit making jokes about me

I just wanted to say... These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!