Question

Question jokes

Pussy

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Marshmallow

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Halloween

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Robot

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.