Question jokes
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What is this?
Memes
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
How long is it?
What picture is that?
Why did you say not to?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What is going on here?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What is your name?
What time is your name from? Any time.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.