Question jokes

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

What's the difference between a duck?

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

What do you call a?

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

What da dog doin'?

What is this?

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

What is going on here?

How long is it?

Why did you say not to?

What do you say to a clock?

"What time is it?"

What picture is that?

What is yellow?

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Why is Gennis gay?

What is your favorite name?