What is your favorite time of day?
What is your name?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite name?
How long is it?
What is yellow?
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Why is Gennis gay?
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
