Question jokes
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Gwen, are you there?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Sure?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
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What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.